Monday, October 5, 2009

what's the "show stopper"?

"write blog about shenanigans NAOW. Then about my beautiful eyes and firm buttocks" - weboide

i apologize for the lack of posting lately. my fight with the flu was long and gross, but i won in the end

now for our regularly scheduled eve updates...

PRONS is once again at war! in the world of high sec war decs and griefing, being memorable is never a good idea. unfortunately for zodicar, he must be lacking this particular piece of wisdom

we met zodicar way back when 5-20 first met the dark horses and prons. he was in terran alliance who was the first war dec that we shared in the formation of the WASTELAND alliance. he made a name for himself among our pilots for quickly docking or cloaking whenever one of our ships would enter local and promptly smacking us... all while divulging sensitive pieces of his real life data. particularly about his daughter

with that as the backdrop, i was out in my scimitar in piak visiting with md dawg and weboide when we saw our old pal zodicar sitting on the undock of the 3-19 station in a megathron. he was quite obviously baiting his wts (whoever they were) with a plate and sensor booster fit and failing at it miserably

so, feeling a bit mischeivous, i sent a private convo to his wt and told him to undock and aggress while the three of us remote repaired him. sure enough, as soon as the wt opened fire on zodicar, 6 of his corp mates lunged into system... even as we were laughing in local that we were repairing his war target!

clearly embarrassed, his corp mates unleashed some rage at us in local and pointed out the fact that prons was a "bunch of retards" and that our "(pvp skills are) lol". since that is taken as a challenge in the eve player versus player combat pilot world, we welcomed it and pushed the dec through that night

since it began, we've endured the typical empire war stages. first it was the station games. then it was the large, unorganized fleets charging into our home system and running once we showed the slightest amount of aggression. now we're on to hat trick fleets and hot drops

actually, that wasn't really a hot drop. we had been playing a little station game with zodicar for 30 or 40 minutes down in piak in a very random assortment of ships. once his fleet was in place, zodicar warped 600 off the station and waited for us to gank him, and gank him we did. unfortunately, we didn't have the manpower or the fleet cohesion to take on a drake/scimitar gang, so we podded back to uedama to change ships and regroup

however, there is nothing more frustrating than having eyes on an angry enemy fleet and lacking the manpower to fight it. we needed a hail mary and fast

scouts reported their fleet moving toward uedama as we shuffled ships and pods around system in front of their cloaked system scout. our carrier pilots quietly slipped out into kubinen and suited up into their dusty carriers leaving four of us in local in battleships. careful to be obvious and slow, we four bait battleships lumbered between the kubinen gate and the bottom station. as they piled in, we warped back to the kub gate with their forward scouts and the first two of their drakes in hot pursuit

without any scouting or intel, the wt fleet followed our battleships into kubinen, right as the carriers were in warp to the gate

the resulting chaos only yielded two kills, but we didn't lose double diamond's raven (it was scary close) and one of the kills was zodicar in his armageddon! the psychological blow was so great that their fleet completely scattered, running all different directions to their respective homes

they're probably done fighting now that we've put a little monetary and psyche hurt on them but so it goes with empire wars

o7 zodicar. project nemesis salutes you

and your daughter

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